The 20 Creepiest Things You Can Whisper In Someone’s Ear
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Feb 222015
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A woman hears a knock a her door.
She answers and a man is standing on her front porch. “Hello” he says, “I’m your new neighbor. I’m obligated to inform you that I am a registered sex offender.” “This is totally unacceptable,” she proclaims, “I’m calling my congressman!” And she slams the door. A few seconds later there is another knock at the door. She opens the door and the same man is standing there. “Hello, I’m your congressman.” |
How To Of The Day: How To Gird Your Loins
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Dec 172014
If you’ve read the Bible, then you’ve probably come across the phrase “gird up your loins.” I’ve always thought it was a funny turn of phrase. Loins….heh.
Back in the days of the ancient Near East, both men and women wore flowing tunics. Around the tunic, they’d wear a belt or girdle. While tunics were comfortable and breezy, the hem of the tunic would often get in the way when a man was fighting or performing hard labor. So when ancient Hebrew men had to battle the Philistines, the men would lift the hem of their tunic up and tuck it into their girdle or tie it in a knot to keep it off the ground. The effect basically created a pair of shorts that provided more freedom of movement. Thus to tell someone to “gird up their loins” was to tell them to get ready for hard work or battle. It was the ancient way of saying “man up!”
While I’ve had a vague notion of what it meant to gird up your loins, I’ve always been curious how exactly you do it. So we did some sleuthing and found these instructions on the Historyzine Podcast and turned it into an illustrated guide for your enjoyment and edification. In case tunics ever come back in style, you’ll now know how to gird up your loins and get ready for action.
Yea, now go forth. Gird up your loins and fresh courage take, my brethren.
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