How To Of The Day: How To Break Out Of Jail

Joe Bereta, of “Epic How To”, provides a step-by-step guide on ways, both legal and not-so-legal, to break out of jail.

Enjoy!

So, you’re in the slammer. Don’t worry, AWE Me is here to help you Get Out of Jail! We’re not here to judge, we’re just here to break you out, because it’s better to watch Orange is the New Black from the comfort of your secret hide-out than to live IRL.

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How to Break Out of Jail

 

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Joke Of The Day: True Love

Rubber ChickenThis 80 year old woman was arrested for shop lifting. When she went before the judge in Cincinnati he asked her, “What did you steal?”

She replied, “A can of peaches.”

The judge then asked her why she had stolen the can of peaches, and she replied that she was hungry.

The judge then asked her how many peaches were in the can.

She replied, “6.”

The judge said, “Then I will give you 6 days in jail.”

Before the judge could conclude the trial, the woman’s husband spoke up and asked the judge if he could say something.

The judge said, “What is it?”

The husband said, “She also stole a can of peas.”

 

 

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