Q: How do you get a muslim woman pregnant?
A: Dress her up as a goat.
A discussion and examination of the Islamic sources regarding the rules for Muslims having sex with animals.
Tag: Islam
Britain’s Islamic Republic
Unless the people in Britain wake up soon they are doomed. They fail to realize that Islam isn’t a religion. It is a political and social ideology based on lies, murder, suppression of woman’s rights, destruction of peaceful nations and a cult-like command to follow it’s self proclaimed pedophile prophet.
Iraqi TV Schedule
SUNDAY:
0800 – My 33 Sons
0830 – Osama Knows Best
0900 – I Dream of Mohammed
0930 – Let’s Mecca Deal
1000 – The Kabul Hillbillies
MONDAY:
0800 – Husseinfeld
0900 – Mad About Everything
0930 – Monday Night Stoning
1000 – Win Bin Laden’s Money
1030 – Allah McBeal
TUESDAY:
0800 – Wheel of Terror
0830 – The Price is Right if Osama Says it’s Right
0900 – Children are Forbidden from Saying the Darndest Things
0930 – Taliban’s Wackiest Public Execution Bloopers
1000 – Buffy the Yankee Imperialist Dog Slayer
WEDNESDAY:
0800 – Beat the Press
0830 – When Kurds Attack
0900 – Two Guys, a Girl, and Pita Bread
0930 – Just Shoot Everyone
1000 – Veilwatch
THURSDAY:
0800 – Fatima Loves Chachi
0830 – M*U*S*T*A*S*H
0900 – Veronica’s Closet Full of Long, Black, Shapeless Dresses and Veils
0930 – Married with 139 Children
1000 – Eye for an Eye Witness News
FRIDAY:
0800 – Judge Saddam
0830 – Suddenly Sanctions
0900 – Who Wants to Marry a Terrorist Millionaire?
0930 – Cave and Garden Television
1000 – No-Witness News
SATURDAY:
0800 – Spongebob Squareturban
0830 – Who’s Koran Is It Anyway?
0900 – Teletalibans
0930 – Camel 54, Where Are You?
1000 – Survival – Baghdad
Joke Of The Day
A young Arab asks his father:
What is this weird hat that we are wearing?
It’s a “chechia” because in the desert it protects our heads from the sun!
And what is this type of clothing that we are wearing?
It’s a “djbellah” because in the desert it is very hot and it protects your body!
And what are these ugly shoes that we have on our feet?
These are “babouches”, which keep us from burning our feet when in the desert!
Tell me, papa…
Yes, my son?
Why are we living in Detroit, Michigan and still wearing all this shit?
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