Bill Clinton And Elizabeth Hurley Had ‘Year-Long Affair’

Bill Clinton And Elizabeth Hurley Had ‘Year-Long Affair’

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Hey Hillary… “What difference does it make!”.

Extraordinary claims Elizabeth Hurley had a year long affair with President Bill Clinton after he flew her to Washington for sex, have surfaced in the U.S.

During their first secret tryst his wife Hillary was asleep in the next room.

The astonishing claim comes after a tape of the actress’s former boyfriend Tom Sizemore was found describing how he set Hurley, 48, up with the Clinton following a private screening of Saving Private Ryan at the White House in 1998 – scroll down for the audio.

The then President called the actress saying “Elizabeth, this is your Commander-in-Chief. I’m sending a plane to pick you up in three hours. Is that enough time?”

Hours later she is said to have arrived at the White House where charismatic Clinton gave her a personal tour before showing her Lincoln’s bedroom.

According to Radar Online the meeting was arranged after Clinton asked Sizemore, 52, if he was still in touch with his former girlfriend.

When the actor said he was, Clinton said: “You got her number don’t you?”

Actor Sizemore, who appeared in the Steven Spielberg film, said yes. “He then takes his phone out and goes ‘Give it to me?'” explained Sizemore.

In audio recording obtained by the US website, the actor said he perhaps should ask Hurley first if he can give out her number to which Clinton replies “You dumb mother******. I’m the Commander-in-Chief of the United States of America. The buck stops here. Give me the damn number.”

When he called her, she at first appeared coy but Clinton charmed her saying: “Listen Elizabeth, this is the President. I don’t have any time for the ****. I’m keeping the world from nuclear war all the time. I’m sending a plane to pick you up”.

Sizemore claimed it was the first night they politician and actress slept together.

The actor described Clinton as “6ft 4 with more charisma than 1,000 Brad Pitts”.

Bill Clinton and wife Hillary were apparently in separate bedrooms at the time.

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Here is the audio. Warning it contains strong language.

Joke Of The Day: What Was That For?

Rubber Chicken A guy is sitting quietly reading his paper when his wife sneaks up behind him and whacks him on the head with a frying pan.

“What was that for?” he asks.

“That was for the piece of paper in your pants pocket with the name Marylou written on it,” she replies.

“Two weeks ago when I went to the races, Marylou was the name of one of the horses I bet on,” he explains.

She looks satisfied and apologizes.

Three days later he’s again sitting in his chair reading when she nails him with an even bigger frying pan, knocking him out cold.

When he comes to, he says, “What was that for?”

“YOUR HORSE PHONED!”

 

 

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Rubber ChickenA man has six children and is very proud of his achievement. He is so proud of himself that he starts calling his wife “Mother of Six” in spite of her objections.

One night they go to a party. The man decides that it’s time to go home, and wants to find out if his wife is ready to leave as well. He shouts at the top of his voice, “Shall we go home, Mother of Six?”

His wife, irritated by her husband’s lack of discretion shouts back, “Anytime you’re ready, Father of Four!”