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May 152013

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Apr 062013

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A woman shoots her husband. Then she holds him under water for over 5 minutes. Finally, she hangs him.

5 minutes later they both go out together and enjoy a wonderful dinner together.

How can this be?

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Apr 052013

WIFE: “There’s trouble with the car. It has water in the carburettor.”

HUSBAND: “Water in the carburettor? That’s ridiculous.”

WIFE: “I tell you the car has water in the carburettor.”

HUSBAND: “You don’t even know what a carburettor is. I’ll check it out. Where’s the car?”

WIFE: “In the pool.”

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Mar 302013

A boy comes home from school and tells his mother that he got a part in the school play.

“What part?” the mother asked.

“I play a Jewish husband,” the boy replied.

“Go back to school and tell your teacher that you want a speaking role!”

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Mar 222013

Bob stood over his tee shot for what seemed an eternity. He waggled, looked up, looked down, waggled again, but didn’t start his back swing.

Finally his exasperated partner asked, “What the hell is taking so long?”

“My wife is up there watching me from the clubhouse,” Bob explained. “I want to make a perfect shot.”

“Good lord!” his companion exclaimed. “You don’t have a snowball’s chance in hell of hitting her from here.”