Joke Of The Day: No ‘I’ In Team

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Jul 272019
 
Joke Of The Day: No 'I' In Team Ben never saw action on his high school football team. One day, the assistant coach gave him a pep talk.

“Remember, Ben,” he told him, “everyone on this team has an important role. There is no ‘I’ in ‘team’.”

“True,” said the boy. “But there is a ‘Ben’ in ‘bench’.”

 

 

 

 

Farts In Jars

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Jul 262019
 

There’s a license for that?

Farts In Jars

 

 

Joke Of The Day: Mexican Jews

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Jul 252019
 
Joke Of The Day - Rubber Chicken Two Jewish men, were sitting in a Mexican restaurant discussing religion.

“I wonder if there are any Jewish people in Mexico?” asked the first one.

“There must be” said the second one, “let’s ask the waiter.”

When the waiter came by, they asked him, “Do you have any Mexican Jews?” and the waiter said, “I don’t know Senor, I’ll ask the cooks.”

He returned from the kitchen in a few minutes and said “Im sorry – we have orange Jews, tomato Jews, grape Jews, but no Mexican Jews”

 

 

 

 

Did You Know?

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Jul 242019
 

Did You Know?


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