Joke Of The Day: Cold Cream

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Sep 202019
 
Joke Of The Day: Cold Cream A little boy watched, fascinated, as his mother gently rubbed cold cream on her face.

“Why are you rubbing cold cream on your face, Mommy?” he asked.

“To make myself beautiful,” said his mother.

A few minutes later, she began removing the cream with a tissue.

“What’s the matter?” he asked. “Are you giving up?”

 

 

 

 

The Brain

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Sep 182019
 

The Brain


Joke Of The Day: Lawyers and Thieves

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Sep 182019
 
Joke Of The Day: Lawyers and Thieves A drunk in a bar is yelling “All lawyers are thieves”.

The guy sitting next to him says, “Whoa, easy there buddy.”

The drunk says, “Are you a lawyer?”

“No, I’m a thief” says the guy.