Joke Of The Day: Senior Logic

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Apr 222018
 
Joke Of The Day: Senior Logic I went to the liquor store Tuesday afternoon on my bicycle, bought a bottle of Scotch and put it in the bicycle basket.

As I was about to leave, I thought to myself that if I fell off the bicycle, the bottle would break. So I drank all the Scotch before I cycled home.

It turned out to be a very good decision because I fell off my bicycle seven times on the way home

 

 

 

 

Joke Of The Day: Catholic Churches In Las Vegas

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Apr 212018
 
Joke Of The Day: Catholic Churches In Las Vegas This may come as a surprise to those of you not living in Las Vegas, but there are more Catholic churches than casinos!

Not surprisingly, some worshipers at Sunday services will give casino chips rather than cash when the basket is passed.

Since they get chips from many different casinos, the churches have devised a method to collect the offerings.

The churches send all their collected chips to a nearby Franciscan monastery for sorting and then the chips are taken to the casinos of origin and cashed in.

This is done by the chip monks.

 

 

 

 

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