Joke Of The Day: Lost In The Mountains

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Aug 092018
 
Joke Of The Day: Lost In The Mountains A journalist goes to a poor remote village for a documentary.

He saw an old man and asked him to narrate a typical happy story of his village.

The old man smiled and began: “One day, a long time ago, my goat got lost in the mountains. As is our tradition, all the men of the village gathered to drink vodka first and then looked for the goat. When we finally found her, as is our tradition, we all drank some more vodka and all the men in the village each got their turn to mate with the goat. We had so much fun that day!”

The journalist realized that he couldn’t publish such a story so he asked the old man if he had another happy story.

The old man smiled again and started all over again: “Once, my neighbor’s wife got lost in the mountains. As per our tradition, all of the village’s men gathered to drink vodka and then went to look for her. As is our tradition, when we finally found her, all the men in the village got their turn to mate with the neighbor’s wife. We had great fun that day!”

The journalist couldn’t publish that story either and therefore asked: “Don’t you have a story that is less happy; something… umm … sadder?”

The old man’s smile faded. His eyes welled up….. In a sad, soft voice he began:

“One day I got lost in the mountains…..”

 

 

 

 

Joke Of The Day: The Engineer’s New Motorcycle

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Aug 082018
 
Joke Of The Day: The Engineer's New Motorcycle An engineering student is walking on campus one day when another engineer rides up on a shiny new motorcycle.

“Where did you get such a rocking bike?” asked the first.

The second engineer replied “Well, I was walking along yesterday minding my own business when a beautiful woman rode up on this bike. She threw the bike to the ground, took off all her clothes and said, ‘Take what you want.’”

The second engineer nodded approvingly “Good choice, the clothes probably wouldn’t have fit!”