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The Cow That Thinks It’s A Horse

The Cow That Thinks It's A Horse
Photo by AP

Meet 15-year old Regina Mayer and her clever cow Luna.

When Regina’s parents dashed her hopes of owning a horse, the resourceful 15-year-old didn’t sit around sulking. Instead she headed out to the field on her parents’ farm and trained their cow, Luna, instead.

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Teenager Regina Mayer lived on her family’s dairy farm in Laufen, Germany. Her parents wouldn’t allow her to own a horse. So she trained a cow to take a human rider and respond to commands:

Mayer began training Luna not long after she was born two years ago. Before long, she threw a saddle on the animal and began riding her. Now, commands such as “go,” “stand” or “gallop” are no problem for Luna. As long as she’s in the mood, that is.

Mayer began creating small jumps for her uddered friend once merely riding her became too boring. “I had to show Luna everything and to bribe her with carrots and sugar,” she told the German news agency DPA. “Now she can jump over 1 meter (3 feet).”

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Jokes

Joke Of The Day: Three Wishes

Rubber Chicken A bunch of Indians capture a cowboy named “Clint”, and bring him back to their camp to meet the chief.

The chief says to Clint, “You going to die. But we sorry for you, so give you one wish a day for three days. On sundown of third day, you die. What is first wish?”

Clint says, “I want to see my horse.”

The Indians get his horse. Clint grabs the horse’s ear and whispers something, then slaps the horse on the ass. The horse takes off. Two hours later, the horse comes back with a naked blonde. She jumps off the horse and goes into the teepee with Clint.

The Indians look at each other, figuring, “Typical white man – can only think of one thing.”

The second day, the chief says, “What your wish today?”

Clint says, “I want to see my horse again.”

The Indians bring him his horse. Clint leans over to the horse and whispers something in the horse’s ear, then slaps it on the ass. Two hours later, the horse comes back with a naked redhead. She gets off and goes in the teepee with the Clint.

The Indians shake their heads, figuring, “Typical white man – going to die tomorrow and can only think of one thing.”

The last day comes, and the chief says, “This your last wish, white man. What you want?”

Clint says, “I want to see my horse again.”

The Indians bring him his horse. Clint grabs the horse by both ears, twists them hard and yells, “Read my lips! POSSE, damn it! P-O-S-S-E!”

 

 

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