| There’s a fork in the road to Heaven, where one way leads to Hell. At this fork in the road, two twin brothers live who are exactly alike, except that one always tells the truth and the other one always lies.
What single question can you ask one of them to find the way to Heaven? |
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One day St. Peter visited Hell to make certain that the sinners were being adequately punished.
During his tour he noticed that Hitler was standing in feces up to his chin. Surprisingly, the Fuhrer was smiling.
“I don’t understand,” sad St. Peter. “How can you smile when you’ll be spending all of eternity in excrement?”
Hitler replied, “I’m smiling because I’m standing on Mussolini’s shoulders.”
Harry Reid died and went on to the Great Beyond.
As he approached the great gate, he noticed that the terrain was bare with no greenery. He remarked to the gate keeper, “Howdy Saint Peter. Say, this looks just like Nevada.”
“The gatekeeper replied, “First of all, I’m not Saint Peter…and second, you really don’t know where you are at all, do you?”
A young, ruthless executive died and went to hell.
When he got there, he saw one sign that said Capitalist Hell, and another that said Socialist Hell.
In front of the Socialist Hell was an incredibly long line, while there was no-one in front of the Capitalist Hell. So the executive asked the guard, “What do they do to you in Socialist Hell?”
“They boil you in oil, whip you, and then put you on the rack,” the guard replied.
“And what do they do to you in Capitalist Hell?”
“The same exact thing,” the guard answered.
“Then why is everybody in line for Socialist Hell?”
“Because in Socialist Hell, they’re always out of oil, whips, and racks!”
