Tag: Heaven
Joke Of The Day: Three Nurses
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Three nurses sadly pass away. They rise up into heaven, and there they approach the gate-keeper to plead their case for entering paradise.
So the keeper points to the first nurse, who says: “I worked in an emergency room. I treated many people, and always did my best to help. And although sometimes we would lose patients, I still think I deserve to enter.” The gate-keeper glances at her file and admits her to heaven. The second nurse then says, ” I used to work in the operating room, assisting surgeons. It was a lot of stress, and we lost many people, but I always did my best.” The keeper glances at her file and motions her to enter. “And you?” He asks the third nurse. “I was a case manager for a HMO. I worked with thousands of patients.” She answers confidently. The gate-keeper takes a long and careful look at her file. He pulls out a calculator and starts entering digits quickly, looking back from time to time at the woman’s file. After a few minutes like this, the keeper looks up, smiles at her and says: “Congratulations! You’ve been admitted to heaven…for five days!”
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Joke Of The Day: Arriving In Heaven
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A man arrives at the gates of Heaven.
St. Peter asks, “Religion?” “Methodist,” the man says. St. Peter looks down his list, and says, “Go to Room 24, but be very quiet as you pass Room 8.” Another man arrives at the gates of Heaven. “Religion?” “Baptist.” “Go to Room 18, but be very quiet as you pass Room 8.” A third man arrives at the gates. “Religion?” “Jewish.” “Go to Room 11, but be very quiet as you pass Room 8.” The man says, “I can understand there being different rooms for different religions, but why must we all be quiet when we pass Room 8?” “Well, the Catholics are in Room 8,” St. Peter replies, “and they think they’re the only ones here.”
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Joke Of The Day: Heaven Bound
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An exasperated mother, whose son was always getting into mischief, finally asked him, “How do you expect to get into Heaven?”
The boy thought it over and said, “Well, I’ll just run in and out and in and out and keep slamming the door until St. Peter says, ‘For Heaven’s sake, Jimmy, come in or stay out!'”
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