Joke Of The Day: Post Office Job

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Mar 142009
 

A guy went to the Post Office to apply for a job.

The interviewer asked him, ‘Are you allergic to anything?

He replied, ‘Yes – caffeine.’

‘Have you ever been in the military service?’

‘Yes,’ he replied. ‘I was in Iraq for two years.’

The interviewer said, ‘That will give you 5 extra points toward employment. Then he asked,’ Are you disabled in any way?’

The guy said, Yes….an IED exploded near me and I lost both of my testicles.

The interviewer grimaced and then said, ‘OK, you’ve got enough points for me to hire you right now. Our normal hours are from 8:00AM to 4:00PM. You can start tomorrow at 10:00 – and plan on starting at 10:00AM every day.

The guy was puzzled and asks, ‘If the work hours are from 8:00AM to 4:00PM, why don’t you want me to here until 10:00AM?

This is a government job, the interviewer said. For the first two hours, we just stand around drinking coffee and scratching our balls. No point in you coming in for that.

Glenn Beck – We Surround Them

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Mar 062009
 

Glenn Beck – We Surround Them – You Are Not Alone is a grassroots effort to wake up our Nation’s leaders and let them know what many, if not most, Americans truly believe in and stand for.

Glenn Beck – We Surround Them

If you agree with at least 7 of the 9 principles, as stated by Glenn, then email a “non nude” photo of yourself to:

[email protected]

The “gmail” address mentioned in this clip appears to be no longer valid… so I SUGGEST THE “FOXNEWS” EMAIL ADDRESS AS POSTED ABOVE… It seems to be working as of this update on Feb. 17, 2009.

Here are the “9 principles” as posted on Glenn’s web page as of Feb. 12th, 2009

1. America is good.

2. I believe in God and He is the Center of my Life.

3. I must always try to be a more honest person than I was yesterday.

4. The family is sacred. My spouse and I are the ultimate authority, not the government.

5. If you break the law you pay the penalty. Justice is blind and no one is above it.

6. I have a right to life, liberty and pursuit of happiness, but there is no guarantee of equal results.

7. I work hard for what I have and I will share it with who I want to. Government cannot force me to be charitable.

8. It is not un-American for me to disagree with authority or to share my personal opinion.

9. The government works for me. I do not answer to them, they answer to me.

We Surround Them, Step 2, Part 1

Glenn reads the 12 values that go with the 9 principles from the We Surround Them Campaign.

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