The Mike Church take on the Simon & Garfunkel classic, “Mrs. Robinson”
This is what Congress should have done which would have saved the Economy and American taxpayers a lot of money!
This was an article from the St. Petersburg Times Newspaper on Sunday. The Business Section asked readers for ideas on “How Would You Fix the Economy?” I thought this was the BEST idea. I think this guy nailed it!
Subject: Patriotic Retirement
Dear Mr. President,
There’s about 40 million people over 50 in the work force; pay them $1
million apiece severance with these stipulations:1. They leave their jobs.
Forty million job openings – Unemployment fixed.
2. They buy NEW American cars.
Forty million cars ordered – Auto Industry fixed.
3. They either buy a house or pay off their mortgage.
Housing Crisis fixed.
All of the Nations financial problems solved!
I don’t know if this is real but it makes sense to me.
Introducing the Government-Backed DMV Automotive Repair Center!
Stop worrying about the warranty on your GM or Chrysler automobile.
President Obama (D-Kenya) has announced that your warranty will be backed by the US Government. Now, getting service will be as easy as a trip to your local DMV office
Introducing the Department of Motor Vehicles Automotive Repair Center!

