Apr 022009
 

This is what Congress should have done which would have saved the Economy and American taxpayers a lot of money!

This was an article from the St. Petersburg Times Newspaper on Sunday. The Business Section asked readers for ideas on “How Would You Fix the Economy?” I thought this was the BEST idea. I think this guy nailed it!


Subject: Patriotic Retirement

Dear Mr. President,

There’s about 40 million people over 50 in the work force; pay them $1
million apiece severance with these stipulations:

1. They leave their jobs.

Forty million job openings – Unemployment fixed.

2. They buy NEW American cars.

Forty million cars ordered – Auto Industry fixed.

3. They either buy a house or pay off their mortgage.

Housing Crisis fixed.

All of the Nations financial problems solved!


I don’t know if this is real but it makes sense to me.

Introducing the Government-Backed DMV Automotive Repair Center!

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Apr 022009
 

Stop worrying about the warranty on your GM or Chrysler automobile.

President Obama (D-Kenya) has announced that your warranty will be backed by the US Government. Now, getting service will be as easy as a trip to your local DMV office

Introducing the Department of Motor Vehicles Automotive Repair Center!