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The problem with golf is that the slow people are always in front of you and the fast people always end up behind you. |
Tag: Golf
Show Me The Bunny
We apologize for the seemingly blasphemous nature of the above cartoon, but it reflects our annoyance with the annual White House Easter Egg Roll which will be held on Monday (because Sundays are, first and foremost, reserved for golfing).
Joke Of The Day: The Truth
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Wife: “Where the hell have you been?” You said you’d be done with golf by noon!”
Husband: “I’m so sorry, honey, but you probably don’t want to hear the reason.” Wife: “I want the truth, and I want it NOW!” Husband: “Fine. We finished in less than 4 hours, quick beer in the clubhouse,golf hopped in the car, and would have been here at 12 on the button, but on the way home, I spotted a girl half our age struggling with a flat tire. I changed it in a jiffy, and next she’s offering me money. Of course, I refuse it, but then she tells me she was headed to the bar at the Sheraton and begs me to stop so she can buy me a beer. She’s such a sweetie, I said ‘yes.’ Before you know it, one beer turned to three or four, and I guess we were looking pretty good to each other. Then she tells me she has a room at the Sheraton less than 50 steps from our table. She suggested we get some privacy while pulling me by the hand. Now I’m in her room… clothes are flying… the talking stopped… and we proceeded to have sex in every way imaginable. It must have gone on for hours, because before I know it the clock says 5:30 pm. I jumped up, threw my clothes on, ran to the car, and here I am. There, you wanted the truth, you got it.” Wife: “Don’t lie to me. You played 36 holes, didn’t you!?!” |
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