We’re Sorry
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Sep 162012
Cartoon Of The Day: Putting While Rome Burns
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Sep 152012
Joke Of The Day: Woman Playing Golf
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Sep 132012
A woman was playing golf when she took a big swing and fell.
The party waiting behind her was a group from the White House that included Obama.
Obama quickly stepped forward and helped her to her feet.
She thanked him and started to leave, when he said, “I’m President Obama and I hope you’ll vote for me this November.”
She laughed and quickly said, “I fell on my ass, not my head!”
Sep 072012
Joke Of The Day
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Jul 242012
During my physical, my doctor asked me about my daily activity level,
and so I described a typical day this way: “Well, yesterday afternoon, I waded along the edge of a lake, drank eight beers, escaped from wild dogs in the heavy brush, marched up and down several rocky hills, stood in a patch of poison ivy, crawled out of quicksand, jumped away from an aggressive rattlesnake and took four “leaks” behind the big trees.”
and so I described a typical day this way: “Well, yesterday afternoon, I waded along the edge of a lake, drank eight beers, escaped from wild dogs in the heavy brush, marched up and down several rocky hills, stood in a patch of poison ivy, crawled out of quicksand, jumped away from an aggressive rattlesnake and took four “leaks” behind the big trees.”
Inspired by the story, the doctor said, “You must be one hell of an outdoorsman!”
“No,” I replied, “I’m just a shitty golfer.”