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Tag: George Armstrong Custer
Random Riddle: The Last Stand
| General Custer is surrounded by Indians and he’s the only cowboy left.
He finds an old lamp in front of him and rubs it. Out pops a genie. The genie grants Custer one wish, with a catch. He says, “Whatever you wish for, each Indian will get two of the same thing.” Custer ponders a while and thinks: “If I get a bow and arrow they get two. If I get a rifle they get two!” He then rubs the bottle again and out pops the genie. “Well,” the genie asks “have you made up your mind?” What did Custer ask for to help him get away? |
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Joke Of The Day
An eccentric billionaire wanted a mural painted on his library wall, so he called an artist.
Describing what he wanted, the billionaire said. ” I am a history buff and I would like your interpretation of the last thing that went through Custer’s mind before he died. I am going out of town on business for the week, and when I return, I expect it to be finished.”
Upon his return, the billionaire went to the library to see the finished work. To his surprise, he found a painting of a cow with a halo. Surrounding this were hundreds of Indians in various sexual positions.
Furious, he called the artist in. “What the hell is this?” Screamed the billionaire.
“Why, that’s exactly what you asked for.” Said the artist smugly.
“No I didn’t ask for a mural of pornographic filth. I asked for an interpretation of Custer’s last thoughts.”
“And there you have it” Said the artist. “I call it holy cow, look at all those f***ing Indians.”