Check out this gem from the early pages of Ryan’s playbook.
Tag: Football
Quote Of The Day
“Even after the Super Bowl victory of the New Orleans Saints, I have noticed a large number of people implying with bad jokes that Cajuns aren’t smart.
I would like to state for the record that I disagree with that assessment.
Anybody that would build a city 5 feet below sea level in a hurricane zone and fill it with Democrats that can’t swim is a genius”. ~ Larry the Cable Guy
United States of Football
This was the first in an ongoing series of plotting the United States based on a census of sports fans.
Using the census data, I redraw state lines based on fan affiliations.
College Entrance Exam: Football Player Edition
Time Limit: 3 weeks
YOU MUST ANSWER TWO OR MORE QUESTIONS CORRECTLY TO QUALIFY!
1. What language is spoken in France?
2. Give a dissertation on the ancient Babylonian Empire with particular reference to architecture, literature, law, and social conditions.
OR
Give the first name of PIERRE Trudeau.
3. Would you ask William Shakespeare to:
(a) build a bridge
(b) sail the ocean
(c) lead an army
(d) WRITE A PLAY
4. What religion is the Pope? (Check only one)
(a) Jewish
(b) CATHOLIC
(c) Hindu
(d) Swedish
(e) Agnostic
5. Metric conversion. How many feet in 0.0 meters?
6. What time is it when the big hand is on the 12 and the little hand is on the 1?
7. How many commandments was Moses given? (approximate)
8. What are people in America’s far north called?
(a) Westerners
(b) Southerners
(c) NORTHERNERS
9. Spell – CAT, DOG, PIG
10. Six kings of England have been called George, the last one being George the Sixth. Name the previous five.
EXTRA CREDIT: Using your fingers, count from 1-5.
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