Joke Of The Day: The Origins Of Human Beings

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Nov 042013
 

Rubber ChickenThere guys were discussing the origins of human beings and where did Adam and Eve come from.

Jack, the British guy, said, “They have to be British, only a gentleman would share his last apple with a woman.”

Pierre, the French guy claimed, “There is no doubt they were French. The French are so good at seducing women.”

Bob, the American commented, “My guess is they were Russian. After all, who else could roam around naked, survive on one apple between the two of them and still feel they were in paradise?”

 

 

Random Riddle

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Feb 122012
 
The Letter 'e'
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Adam has none, Eve has two, Everyone else has five.

What is it that they have?

Joke Of The Day

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Dec 132011
 

A Brit, a Frenchman, and a Russian are viewing a painting of Adam and Eve frolicking in the Garden of Eden.

“Look at their reserve, their calm,” muses the Brit. “They must be British.”

“Nonsense,” the Frenchman disagrees. “They’re naked, and so beautiful. Clearly, they are French.”

“No clothes, no shelter,” the Russian points out. “They have only an apple to eat, and they’re being told this is paradise. They are Russian.”