Q: Why did Eve want to move to New York?
A: She fell for the Big Apple!
Adam was talking to God one day, ”Why did you make Eve so pretty?”
God replied, ”So you would love her.”
Adam then asked, ”Why did you make her such a good cook?”
God replied, ”So you would love her”.
Adam asked, ”Why does she have such a heavenly smile?”
God said, ”So you would love her”.
Finally, Adam asked, ”Why did you make her so dumb?”
God replied, ”So that she would love you!”
God said, ‘Adam, I
Want you to do
Something for Me.’
Adam said, ‘Gladly,
Lord, what do You
Want me to do?’
God said, ‘Go down
Into that valley.’
Adam said, ‘What’s a Valley?’
God explained it to
Him. Then God said,
‘Cross the river.’
Adam said, ‘What’s a River?’
God explained that
To him, and then said,
‘Go over to the hill….’
Adam said, ‘What is a
Hill?’
So, God explained to
Adam what a hill was.
He told Adam, ‘On
The other side of the
Hill you will find a
Cave.’
Adam said, ‘What’s a
Cave?’
After God explained,
He said, ‘In the cave
You will find a woman.’
Adam said, ‘What’s a Woman?’
So God explained
That to him, too.
Then, God said,
‘I Want you to
Reproduce.’
Adam said, ‘How do
I do that?’
God first said (under
His breath), ‘Geez…..’
And then, just like Everything else,
God Explained that to Adam, as well.
So, Adam goes down
Into the valley,
Across the river, and
Over the hill, into the
Cave, and finds the
Woman.
Then, in about five Minutes, he was back.
God, His patience
Wearing thin, said
Angrily, ‘What is it
Now?’
And Adam said….
‘What’s a headache?’
After a few days, the Lord called to Adam and said, “It is time for you and Eve to begin the process of populating the earth so I want you to kiss her.”
Adam answered, “Yes Lord, but what is a kiss?” So the Lord gave a brief description to Adam who took Eve by the hand and took her to a nearby bush. A few minutes later, Adam emerged and said, “Thank you Lord, that Was enjoyable.”
And the Lord replied, “Yes Adam, I thought you might enjoy that and now I’d like you to caress Eve.” And Adam said, “What is a caress’? So the Lord again gave Adam a brief description and Adam went behind the bush with Eve.
Quite a few minutes later, Adam returned, smiling, and said, “Lord, that was even better than the kiss.” And the Lord said, “You’ve done well, Adam. And now I want you to make love to Eve.” And Adam asked, “What is ‘make love’ Lord?”‘ So the Lord again gave Adam directions and Adam went again to Eve behind the bush, but this time he reappeared in two seconds.
And Adam said, “Lord, what is a headache?”