Random Riddle: 4-15-2013

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A man goes out drinking every night, returning to his home in the wee hours of every morning. No matter how much he drinks, he never gets a hangover. This drink is very well known, but is rarely consumed, served warm and taken straight from its source. The man is a sucker for a free drink, especially since he can’t live without it.

What is his favorite drink?

 

 

Joke Of The Day: Jilted

Rubber ChickenThe couple was dining out when the wife noticed a familiar face at the bar.

“Elliot,” she said, pointing “do you see that man downing bourbon at the bar?”

The husband looked over and nodded.

“Well,” the woman continued, “he’s been drinking like that for 10 years, ever since I jilted him!”

The husband returned to his meal. “Nonsense,” he said, “even that’s not worth so much celebrating!”

 

 

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