Joke Of The Day: Blame The Dog

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Feb 012015
 
Rubber Chicken A man is going to pick a girl up for a date, but before he goes his mom offers him his favorite baked beans. He couldn’t resist and ended up having 3 bowls.

He’s driving over to the girl’s house when he notices that his stomach is acting up on him. He ignores it and knocks on the door. The girl’s dad answers and tells him to wait on the couch next to the dog while the girl gets ready.

The man is waiting when he suddenly gets the urge to fart. Since he really has to let it out, he figures he could just move a little closer to the dog, Duke, and blame it on him. Well he lets it rip and it was loud and disgusting. The father walks in and yells, “DUKE!”. The man’s plan worked, so he lets out another fart. “DUKE!” the father screams again.

Now, the girl comes downstairs, so the man decides to let out one more fart to get him through the car ride, hoping the dog will take the blame once again. PPPPFFFFFFFTTTTT

“DUKE!”, the father yells, “MOVE BEFORE HE SHITS ON YOU”.

 

 

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Jan 282015
 

Man’s best friend at work.

Watch what this dog does when he thinks his owner is drowning.

This dog proves he’s his owner’s best friend as he stages a heroic water rescue.

Footage shows the canine quickly jumping into a lake when his master bobs below the surface.

After diving down, the pooch re-emerges with the man’s hand in its mouth. He then swims with his owner to shore.

Once they reach the water’s edge, the dog hops out.

The ‘rescued’ man throws a bemused look at the camera while his friend is heard laughing at the bizarre scene.

Many viewers have applauded the dog’s skill.

‘What an awesome pet,’ one fan mused.

It is not known where the incident was filmed or who the stars of the clip are.

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