May 042017
Puttin’ On The Brakes
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Apr 272017
Apr 242017
Joke Of The Day: In Heat
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Apr 232017
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Her dog was in heat, but she agreed to look after her neighbor’s male dog while the neighbor was on vacation. She had a large house and she believed that she could keep the two dogs apart.
As she was drifting off to sleep, she heard awful howling sounds. She rushed downstairs and found the dogs locked together and unable to disengage. Unable to separate them, and perplexed as to what to do next, and although it was very late at night, she called her vet ,who answered in a very grumpy voice. After she explained the problem to him, the vet said, “Hang up the phone and place it down alongside the dogs. I will then call you back and the noise of the ringing will make the male lose his erection and he will be able to withdraw.” “Do you think that will work?” she asked. “Just worked for me,” he replied.
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Dog Performs CPR On It’s Owner
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Apr 202017
Deril the dancing dog proved he could be more than just a best friend when he performed CPR on his handler during a World Championship competition.
The talented canine showed he had to skills to be a lifesaver, giving ‘mouth-to-mouth’ to resuscitate Lusy Imbergerova after she was ‘hit by a grenade’.
It was all part of a brilliant military-themed routine by the pair, who have previously found success on Italy’s Got Talent.
Lusy then drops a grenade that ‘blows up’ in her face leaving her severely injured.
Deril rushes over to the rescue, and begins to press against her chests with his paws.
He then performs a ‘kiss of life’ to bring Lusy back from the dead.