Joke Of The Day

A man appears before a judge one day, asking for a divorce.

The judge quietly reviews some papers and then says, “Please tell me why you are seeking a divorce.”

“Because,” the man says,”I live in a two-story house.”

The Judge replies, “What kind of a reason is that? What is the big deal about a two-story house?”

The man answers, “Well Judge, one story is ‘I have a headache’ and the other story is ‘It’s that time of the month.’

Joke Of The Day

Two men are discussing their lives.

One says, “I’m getting married. I’m tired of a messy apartment, dirty dishes, and no clothes to wear.”

The other one says, “I’m getting divorced for the same reasons.”

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