Random Riddle: 2-14-2013

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Feb 142013
 

She's a Justice of the Peace

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How can a woman living in New Jersey, legally marry 3 men, without ever getting a divorce, be widowed, or becoming legally separated?

 

 

Joke Of The Day: Three Wishes

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Dec 232012
 

Rubber ChickenAn explorer goes into an undiscovered tomb for the first time, and in the center of the tomb there is a lamp. So he picked it up and started to rub the dirt off of it, and out came a genie out of the lamp and he said “I want to know the person you hate the most”

The explorer said “That’s gotta be my ex-wife. Why?”

“I am a cursed genie, I will grant you three wishes but whatever you wish for your ex-wife will get double the amount.”

“OK, I wish for a billion dollars”

“Granted, but your ex-wife gets two billion”

“I wish for a mansion in California with a swimming pool, and tennis courts, everything”

“Granted your ex-wife gets two. This is your final wish”

The explorer walked around the room and came back to the genie with a stick and said “Ya see this stick, I’d like you to beat me half to death.”

 

 

Joke Of The Day: Reasons

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Dec 202012
 

Rubber ChickenTwo men are talking. The first one says, “I got married because I was tired of eating out, cleaning the house, doing the laundry and wearing shabby clothes.”

“Amazing,” said the second, “I just got divorced for the very same reasons.”

 

 

Joke Of The Day: The Farmer’s Divorce

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Oct 072012
 

Rubber ChickenA farmer walked into an attorney’s office wanting to file for a divorce.

The attorney asked, “May I help you?”

The farmer said, “Yea, I want to get one of those dayvorce’s.”

The attorney said, “well do you have any grounds?”

The farmer said, “Yea, I got about 140 acres.”

The attorney said, ” No, you don’t understand, do you have a case?”

The farmer said, “No, I don’t have a Case, but I have a John Deere.”

The attorney said, “No you don’t understand, I mean do you have a grudge?”

The farmer said, “Yea I got a grudge, that’s where I park my John Deere.”

The attorney said, “No sir, I mean do you have a suit?”

The farmer said, “Yes sir, I got a suit. I wear it in church on Sundays.”

The exasperated attorney said, “Well sir, does your wife beat you up or anything?”

The farmer said, “No sir, we both get up about 4:30.”

Finally, the attorney says, “Okay, let me put it this way. “WHY DO YOU WANT A DIVORCE?”

And the farmer says, “Well, I can never have a meaningful conversation with her.”

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