Tag: Divorce
Joke Of The Day: Three Wishes
An explorer goes into an undiscovered tomb for the first time, and in the center of the tomb there is a lamp. So he picked it up and started to rub the dirt off of it, and out came a genie out of the lamp and he said “I want to know the person you hate the most”
The explorer said “That’s gotta be my ex-wife. Why?”
“I am a cursed genie, I will grant you three wishes but whatever you wish for your ex-wife will get double the amount.”
“OK, I wish for a billion dollars”
“Granted, but your ex-wife gets two billion”
“I wish for a mansion in California with a swimming pool, and tennis courts, everything”
“Granted your ex-wife gets two. This is your final wish”
The explorer walked around the room and came back to the genie with a stick and said “Ya see this stick, I’d like you to beat me half to death.”
Joke Of The Day: The Farmer’s Divorce
A farmer walked into an attorney’s office wanting to file for a divorce.
The attorney asked, “May I help you?”
The farmer said, “Yea, I want to get one of those dayvorce’s.”
The attorney said, “well do you have any grounds?”
The farmer said, “Yea, I got about 140 acres.”
The attorney said, ” No, you don’t understand, do you have a case?”
The farmer said, “No, I don’t have a Case, but I have a John Deere.”
The attorney said, “No you don’t understand, I mean do you have a grudge?”
The farmer said, “Yea I got a grudge, that’s where I park my John Deere.”
The attorney said, “No sir, I mean do you have a suit?”
The farmer said, “Yes sir, I got a suit. I wear it in church on Sundays.”
The exasperated attorney said, “Well sir, does your wife beat you up or anything?”
The farmer said, “No sir, we both get up about 4:30.”
Finally, the attorney says, “Okay, let me put it this way. “WHY DO YOU WANT A DIVORCE?”
And the farmer says, “Well, I can never have a meaningful conversation with her.”
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