“Even after the recent Super Bowl victory of the New Orleans Saints, I have noticed a large number of people implying with bad jokes that Cajuns aren’t smart. I would like to state for the record that I disagree with that assessment. Anybody that would build a city 5 feet below sea level in a hurricane zone and fill it with Democrats is a damn genius”. ~ Larry The Cable Guy
There was a Republican an Independent and a Democrat on death row.
The warden gave them a choice of three ways to die:
1 – You can be shot
2 – You can be hung
3 – You can be injected with the AIDS virus.
So the Republican said, “Shoot me right in the head.” Boom he was dead instantly.
Then the Independent said “Just hang me” Snap he was dead.
Then the Democrat said “Inject me with the AIDS virus.” They gave him the shot, and the Democrat fell down laughing. the guards looked at each other and wondered what was wrong with this guy.
Then the Democrat said “Go ahead… give me another shot.” so the guards did. Now he was laughing so hard tears rolled from his eyes and he doubled over. So finally the warden said ” What the heck is wrong with you?”
The Democrat replied “You guys are so stupid….. I’m wearing a condom.”
