Tag: Independents
Joke Of The Day
There was a Republican an Independent and a Democrat on death row.
The warden gave them a choice of three ways to die:
1 – You can be shot
2 – You can be hung
3 – You can be injected with the AIDS virus.
So the Republican said, “Shoot me right in the head.” Boom he was dead instantly.
Then the Independent said “Just hang me” Snap he was dead.
Then the Democrat said “Inject me with the AIDS virus.” They gave him the shot, and the Democrat fell down laughing. the guards looked at each other and wondered what was wrong with this guy.
Then the Democrat said “Go ahead… give me another shot.” so the guards did. Now he was laughing so hard tears rolled from his eyes and he doubled over. So finally the warden said ” What the heck is wrong with you?”
The Democrat replied “You guys are so stupid….. I’m wearing a condom.”
Joke Of The Day: Three Kinds of Brains
A mad scientist decided to go to the brain transplant clinic to refresh his supply of brains. The secretary informed him that they had three kinds of brains available at that time.
Conservative brains were going for $20 per ounce and Independent brains were getting $30 per ounce. And then there were Liberal brains which were currently fetching $1000 per ounce.
“1000 dollars an ounce!” he cried. “Why are they so expensive?”
“Well” she explained, “It takes more Liberals to get an ounce of brains.”