The Cow That Thinks It’s A Dog

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Jun 172014
 

Meet Milkshake… the cow that thinks she is a dog.

Milkshake may be a perfectly normal-looking cow, but she’s ‘udderly’ confused. All her best friends are dogs, she refuses to graze like all the other cows and she wants her food to be brought to her in a bowl, just like for her canine friends.You guessed it, the eight-year-old Hereford heifer thinks she is a dog! currently lives on t.

Beth DiCaprio of the Grace Foundation, who rescued Milkshake from an abusive animal hoarder, said: “I think a lot of people think it’s like a trick. She hung out with the dogs, so I think that’s what she assumed – that’s what she is, more than a cow. She doesn’t really know. She was never around another cow.” Beth even tried getting a cow friend for her, at the El Dorado Hills ranch in California, but Milkshake still feels comfortable with the pack. She follows Beth and her mutt Riley all over the ranch. “She follows me around all day long, just like my dogs – she comes and watches me tend to all the other animals. She’s even followed me into the bathroom before, although she was a little scared of her own reflection.” Milkshake has tried to get into the backseat of Beth’s car and has no problems hanging out in her house.

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Joke Of The Day: My Black Angus Bull

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May 182014
 
Rubber Chicken I recently spent $6,500 on a young registered Black Angus bull. I put him out with the herd but he just ate grass and wouldn’t even look at a cow.

I was beginning to think I had paid more for that bull than he was worth. Anyhow, I had the Vet come and have a look at him. He said the bull was very healthy, but possibly just a little young, so he gave me some pills to feed him once per day.

The bull started to service the cows within two days, all my cows! He even broke through the fence and bred with all of my neighbor’s cows! He’s like a machine.

I don’t know what was in the pills the Vet gave him… but they kind of taste like peppermint.

 

 

The Cow That Thinks It’s A Horse

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May 022014
 
The Cow That Thinks It's A Horse

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Meet 15-year old Regina Mayer and her clever cow Luna.

When Regina’s parents dashed her hopes of owning a horse, the resourceful 15-year-old didn’t sit around sulking. Instead she headed out to the field on her parents’ farm and trained their cow, Luna, instead.

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Teenager Regina Mayer lived on her family’s dairy farm in Laufen, Germany. Her parents wouldn’t allow her to own a horse. So she trained a cow to take a human rider and respond to commands:

Mayer began training Luna not long after she was born two years ago. Before long, she threw a saddle on the animal and began riding her. Now, commands such as “go,” “stand” or “gallop” are no problem for Luna. As long as she’s in the mood, that is.

Mayer began creating small jumps for her uddered friend once merely riding her became too boring. “I had to show Luna everything and to bribe her with carrots and sugar,” she told the German news agency DPA. “Now she can jump over 1 meter (3 feet).”

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