What if the only horse everybody had in the Wild West was a Shetland Pony?
Tag: Cowboys
Cat Wrangling
If the Super Bowl proves one thing it’s that you don’t have to have a viable company to have a successful Super Bowl Commercial. Just pony up the cash and you’re good.
One such company was called EDS. No one at the time knew what that company did and know still does to this day. It doesn’t matter because the unknown company that had no reason to make a Super Bowl ad make one of the best ever.
A few years back the epic “Cat Wrangling” commercial appeared. And it was awesome. Cats are wrangled like cattle across the plains,…. just like they should be.
Joke Of The Day
A cowboy appeared before St. Peter at the Pearly Gates.
‘Have you ever done anything of particular merit?’ St. Peter asked.
‘Well, I can think of one thing,’ the cowboy offered.
‘On a trip to the Black Hills out in South Dakota , I came upon a gang of bikers who were threatening a young woman. I directed them to leave her alone, but they wouldn’t listen. So, I approached the largest and most tattooed biker and smacked him in the face, kicked his bike over, ripped out his nose ring, and threw it on the ground. I yelled, ‘Now, back off or I’ll kick the crap out of all of you!’
St. Peter was impressed, ‘When did this happen?’
‘Couple of minutes ago.’
Joke Of The Day
A cowboy from Texas attends a social function where Barack Obama is trying to gather more support for his Health Plan. Once he discovers the cowboy is from President Bush’s home area, he starts to belittle him by talking in a southern drawl and single syllable words.
As he was doing that, he kept swatting at some flies that were buzzing around his head. The cowboy says, “Y’all havin’ some problem with them circle flies?”
Obama stopped talking and said, “Well, yes, if that’s what they’re called, but I’ve never heard of circle flies.”
“Well Sir,” the cowboy replies, “circle flies hang around ranches. They’re called circle flies because they’re almost always found circling around the back end of a horse.”
“Oh,” Obama replies as he goes back to rambling. But, a moment later he stops and bluntly asks, “Wait a minute, are you calling me a horse’s ass?”
“No, Sir,” the cowboy replies, “I have too much respect for the citizens of thi s country to call their President a horse’s ass.”
“That’s a good thing,” Obama responds and begins rambling on once more.
After a long pause, the cowboy, in his best Texas drawl says, “Hard to fool them flies, though.”
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