Cowboys Herding Cats

The classic Super Bowl commercial from 2000 “Herding Cats”.

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Electronic Data Systems (EDS), a global business and technology services company based in Texas, began a suite of imaginative Super Bowl TV advertisements in 2000 with ‘Cat Herders’. Cowboys talk about their life herding cats, describing the challenges of taking short hairs (as opposed to longhorns) through the open country to their destination at the ranch.

This man right here is my great grandfather. He’s the first cat herder in our family.

Herding cats. Don’t let anybody tell you it’s easy.

Anybody can herd cattle. Holding together ten thousand half wild short hairs – that’s another thing altogether.

Being a cat herder is probably about the toughest thing I’ve ever done.

I got this one this morning – right here. And if you look at his face, it’s just ripped to shreds, you know.

You see the movies, you hear the stories – it’s … I’m living a dream. Not everyone can do what we do.

I wouldn’t do nothin’ else.

It ain’t an easy job but when you bring a herd into town and you ain’t lost one of them, ain’t a feeling like it in the world.

(Text) In a sense this is what we do. We bring together information, ideas and technologies, and make them go where you want.

(Voiceover) EDS – managaing the complexities of the digital economy.”

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Cowboys Herding Cats

 

Joke Of The Day: Cowboy Joe

Rubber Chicken Cowboy Joe was telling his fellow cowboys back on the ranch about his first visit to a big-city church. “When I got there, they had me park my old truck in the corral,” Joe began.

“You mean the parking lot,” interrupted Charlie, a more worldly fellow.

“I walked up the trail to the door,” Joe continued.

“The sidewalk to the door,” Charlie corrected him.

“Inside the door, I was met by this dude,” Joe went on.

“That would be the usher,” Charlie explained.

“Well, the usher led me down the chute,” Joe said.

“You mean the aisle,” Charlie said.

“Then, he led me to a stall and told me to sit there,” Joe continued.

“Pew,” Charlie retorted.

“Yeah,” recalled Joe. “That’s what that pretty lady said when I sat down beside her.”

 

 

Joke Of The Day: Two Cowboys

Rubber Chicken Two cowboys are riding their horses together on the prairie. They come upon a big pile of manure. The first cowboy goes to the second, “I will bet you a $1000 that I can eat all of this crap.” The second cowboy agrees, so the first cowboy eats the entire pile and wins $1000.

The two cowboys ride on and after some time come across another pile of manure. This time the second cowboy bets the first that he too can eat the whole pile for $1000. The first cowboy agrees and the second cowboy eats the entire pile and wins the bet.

They ride on again. After a while the first cowboy says to the second, “Do you realize that we just ate a whole pile of manure for nothing?”

 

 

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