Tag: Construction Workers
Joke Of The Day: Correcting Their Ways
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A nun, who was living in a convent next to a Brooklyn construction site, noticed the coarse language of the workers and decided to spend some time with them to correct their ways.
She decided she would take her lunch, sit with the workers and talk with them. She put her sandwich in a brown bag and walked over to the spot where the men were eating. She walked up to the group and with a big smile said: ‘Do you men know Jesus Christ?’ They shook their heads and looked at each other. One of the workers looked up into the steelworks and yelled, ’Anybody up there know Jesus Christ?’ One of the steelworkers yelled down ‘Why’? The worker yelled back, ‘His wife’s here with his lunch!’
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Joke Of The Day: The Construction Crew
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A young family moved into a house next door to a vacant lot. One day a construction crew turned up to start building a house on the empty lot.
The young family’s 5-year-old daughter naturally took an interest in all the activity going on next door and spent much of each day observing the workers. Eventually the construction crew, all of them gems-in-the-rough, more or less adopted her as a kind of project mascot. They chatted with her, let her sit with them while they had coffee and lunch breaks, and gave her little jobs to do here and there to make her feel important. At the end of the first week they even presented her with a pay envelope containing a couple of dollars. The little girl took this home to her mother who said all the appropriate words of admiration and suggested that they take the two dollar “pay” she had received to the bank the next day to start a savings account. When they got to the bank, the teller was equally impressed and asked the little girl how she had come by her very own paycheck at such a young age. The little girl proudly replied, “I worked last week with the crew building the house next door to us.” My goodness gracious,” said the teller, “and will you be working on the house again this week, too?” “Well,” the little girl replied, “I will if those dumbasses at Home Depot ever deliver the damned Sheetrock!” |
Joke Of The Day: The Chinese Construction Worker
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A foreman at a construction site gathers three of his workers: an Irishman, an Italian and a Chinese.
He says to the Irishman, “you’re in charge of Sweeping, I want this whole area swept up before I get back”. He says to the Italian, “You’re in charge of shoveling. I want that pile shoveled into the truck so they can haul it away.” He says to the Chinaman, “You’re in charge of supplies. No make sure that all gets done before I get back.” Three hours later, he returns and none of the work is done. The Irishman says, “I couldn’t find a broom. You left the China man in charge of supplies and he disappeared.” The Italian says “And I couldn’t find a shovel”. So the foreman starts walking and looking for the China man. Just then, the China man jumps out from behind a pillar and screams “SUPPLIES!!” |
Joke Of The Day: Last Lunch
Three steel workers were having lunch at the construction site, a 20 story building.
The first worker is Italian and when he looks in his lunch box, he exclaims, “Oh, no, if I have to eat spaghetti for lunch one more time, I going to jump off the 20th floor and kill myself.”
The second worker is Hispanic. When he looks in his lunch box, he exclaims, ” Oh, no, if I have to eat tacos for lunch one more time, I going to jump off the 20th floor and kill myself.”
The third worker is Polish. When he looks in his lunch box, he exclaims, “Oh, no, if I have to eat polish sausage one more time for lunch, I’m going to jump off the 20th floor and kill myself.”
The next day the Italian looks in his lunch box, sees a bowl of spaghetti. He walks to the edge and jumps to his death.
Then the Hispanic worker looks in his lunch box, sees 2 tacos. He walks to the edge and jumps to his death.
Finally the Polish worker looks in his lunch box, sees a polish sausage sandwich. He walks to the edge and jumps to his death.
At the funeral for the three workers the Italian workers wife is sobbing out of control and cries,” Oh, its all my fault. If only I had packed him a different lunch!”
The Hispanics wife is also sobbing out of control and cries,” Oh, its all my fault. If only I had packed my husband a different lunch!”
The Polish workers wife isn’t crying at all so the other two wives confront her.
“Don’t look at me,” she exclaims, “He packs his own lunch!”
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