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Brinkmanship, n. A hardball political strategy whereby members of Congress hold the parents hostage in order to pick the child’s pocket.
Congress, n. The only whorehouse that loses money. — D.C. proverb
Rlectoral college, n. A prestigious college that issues no grades to its enrollees but perpetually flunks democracy.
Inauguration, n. A scepterless coronation with bleacher seats.
Lie, v. What a politician does with his mouth when he is not eating.
Political language, n. Speech designed to make lies sound truthful and murder respectable. — George Orwell
Politics, n. The conduct of public affairs for private advantage. — Ambrose Bierce, The Devil’s Dictionary
Debate, n. A nationally televised forum in which moderators provide candidates with alternating, 30-second opportunities to evade questioning.
Donor, n. In a democratic republic, the primary instrument for expressing the will of the people; not to be confused with a voter.
Radical, n. A man with both feet planted firmly — in the air. — Franklin D. Roosevelt
Recount, n. A process by which the fruits of a democratic outcome are jettisoned in favor of the pits left over after the lawyers and rented mobs have had a good chew.
Running mate, n. A comfortably inferior politician who can complement the shortcomings of your candidacy without compromising your ego.
Senator, n. A call center operator with her own driver and stationery.
Voters, n. Lost souls who repeatedly select the lesser of two evil roads only to find themselves right back in the ditch where they began.
The Americans Are Coming! The Americans Are Coming!
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Oct 192016
The second American Revolution has begun! However, this time the most decisive battle will take place at the voting booth on Tuesday, November 8, 2016 and we won’t be throwing tea overboard. We will be tossing out corrupt Politicians.
America and the World are yearning for a take the bull by the horns leader. We have all seen, in the last eight years, what happens when America is led by a weak, feckless and corrupt Third World Ideologue. America’s failed Socialist political experiment is over.
If you are voting for Donald Trump, wear RED on Election Day so the corrupt media cannot lie about how many turn out to vote for him! Wear a red shirt, hat, or other loud red item when voting to showcase your support to the cameras, and to highlight any “Funny Business” occurring at the polls. Photos and videos of red-clad Trump voters would give an estimate of his true vote count in a way that is publicly visible and could be documented. If there are significantly less Trump votes than the photos show, it would suggest (but not prove) vote fraud.
They will not steal this one like 2012. Remember how Romney received no votes in some Ohio counties?
Pass it on and share this everywhere!
Oct 092016
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Once upon a time the government had a vast scrap yard in the middle of a desert. Congress said, “Someone may steal from it at night.” So they created a night watchman position and hired a person for the job.
Then Congress said, “How does the watchman do his job without instruction?” So they created a planning department and hired two people, one person to write the instructions, and one person to do time studies. Then Congress said, “How will we know the night watchman is doing the tasks correctly?” So they created a Quality Control department and hired two people. One to do the studies and one to write the reports. Then Congress said, “How are these people going to get paid?” So they created the following positions, a time-keeper, and a payroll officer,then hired two people. Then Congress said, “Who will be accountable for all of these people?” So they created an administrative section and hired three people, an Administrative Officer, Assistant Administrative Officer, and a Legal Secretary. Then Congress said, “We have had this operating for one year and we are $18,000 over budget. We must cutback overall cost.”
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