Coffee Chemistry!

The chemistry of perfect coffee.

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It’s one of the most popular beverages in the world, and many of us rely on it to stay awake every day. But not every cup of coffee is created equal. From the bean to the brew, science can help you get the perfect cup. This week, Reactions goes on a quest for better coffee through chemistry.

 

Interesting Facts About Coffee

Interesting Facts About Coffee

Nick Greene, of Mental Floss, shares some interesting facts about coffee.

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A weekly show where knowledge junkies get their fix of trivia-tastic information. This week, Nick Greene (Editor-at-Large of MentalFloss.com) shares some interesting facts about coffee!

 

Joke Of The Day: Irish Coffee

Rubber Chicken An Irish woman of advanced age visited her physician to ask for his help in reviving her husband’s libido.

“What about trying Viagra?” asks the doctor. “It really works.”

“Not a chance,” says she. “He won’t even take an aspirin.”

“No problem,” replied the doctor. “Give him an ‘Irish Viagra.’ It’s when you drop the Viagra tablet into his coffee. He won’t even taste it. Give it a try and call me in a week to let me know how things went.”

It wasn’t a week later that she called the doctor, who directly inquired as to progress. The poor dear exclaimed, “Oh, faith, T’was horrid! Just terrible, doctor!”

“Really? What happened?” he asked.

“Well, I did as you advised and slipped it in his coffee and the effect was almost immediate! He jumped straight up, with a twinkle in his eye, and with his pants a-bulging fiercely! With one swoop of his arm, he sent the cups and tablecloth flying, ripped me clothes to tatters and took me then and there, making wild, mad, passionate love to me on the tabletop! It was a nightmare, I tell you, an absolute nightmare!”

“I don’t understand,” said the doctor. “Do you mean the sex your husband provided wasn’t good”?

“Oh, no, no, no, doctor! The sex was fine indeed! ‘Twas the best sex I’ve had in 25 years! But sure as I’m sittin’ here, I’ll never be able to show me face in Starbucks again!”

 

 

You Know You’ve Had Too Much Coffee When

You Know You’ve Had Too Much Coffee When

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  • Juan Valdez names his donkey after you
  • You get a speeding ticket even when you’re parked
  • You grind your coffee beans in your mouth
  • You sleep with your eyes open
  • You have to watch videos in fast-forward
  • You lick your coffee pot clean
  • Your eyes stay open when you sneeze
  • The nurse needs a scientific calculator to take your pulse
  • You can type sixty words a minute with your feet
  • You can jump-start your car without cables
  • Your only sources of nutrition comes from “Sweet & Low”
  • You don’t sweat, you percolate
  • You’ve worn out the handle on your favorite coffee mug
  • You go to AA meetings just for the free coffee
  • You’ve worn the finish off you coffee table
  • The Taster’s Choice couple wants to adopt you
  • Starbuck’s owns the mortgage on your house
  • You’re so wired you pick up FM radio
  • Your life’s goal is to “amount to a hill of beans”
  • Instant coffee takes too long
  • You want to be cremated just so you can spend eternity in a coffee can
  • You name your cats “Cream” and “Sugar”
  • Your lips are permanently stuck in the sipping position
  • Your first-aid kit contains two pints of coffee with an I.V. hookup

 

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