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A man walks into a Chinese restaurant but is told by the Maitre’d that there will be at least a twenty minute wait.
“Would you like to wait in the bar, Sir?”, he says. The man goes into the bar and the bartender says, “What’ll it be?” The man replies, “Give me a Stoli with a twist.” The bartender pauses for a few seconds, then smiles and says, “Once upon time, there were FOUR little peegs…” |
A Chinese man, Han Yue, broke the world record for squeezing a car into the tightest parking space. With little more than an inch and a half of space on either side, Han Yue slid his Mini 3 Door Hatch into the tiny space with style. The gap measured just 3.15 in longer than his car. The record was set at the China Drift Championship held in Chongqing, China on November 14.
The tightest parallel park is 8 cm (3.15 in) and was achieved by Han Yue (China) using the MINI 3 Door Hatch during the China Drift Championship held in Chongqing, China on 14 November 2014.
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Li Hong, a desperate Chinese guy decides to hire the services of a woman of the night. As soon as they are in the room, they undress and get on with it.
When done, Li Hong gets down from the bed, does 5 sit-ups, runs to the window, rotates his head clockwise in circular motion, crawls under the bed, comes out from the other side, jumps into the bed and performs another session with the woman. The woman is impressed with the energy of Li Hong. When done, the Chinese guy gets down from the bed, does 5 sit-ups, runs to the window, rotates his head clockwise in circular motion, crawls under the bed, comes out from the other side, jumps into the bed and performs a third session with the woman. This happens 3 more times. The woman can’t help but wonder how this guy rejuvenates himself after such rigorous sessions. So she decides to try it out, gets down from the bed, does 5 sit-ups, runs to the window, rotates her head clockwise in circular motion, crawls under the bed, only to find 5 Chinese men. |
This brilliant sculpture was created by ceramic artist Tsang Cheung Shing from Hong Kong.
Yuanyang II sculpture was named after a popular beverage made from a mixture of coffee and Hong Kong-style milk tea. The name, which refers to Mandarin Duck, is a symbol of conjugal love in Chinese culture.
Behind the scenes – Ladies in a moving carriage.
Behind the scenes of a low-budget Chinese(?) movie, things take an unexpected turn…