Joke Of The Day: Hunting For Buffalo

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Mar 192014
 
Rubber Chicken A soldier was given the job of hunting for buffalo. To help him, he hired an Indian Scout.

The two of them set off on their journey to find buffalo.

After riding awhile, the Indian gets off his horse, puts his ear to the ground and says “Humm, buffalo come”.

The soldier scans the area with his binoculars, but sees nothing. He is confused and says to the Indian, “I do not see anything, how do you know buffalo come”?

The Indian replies, “Ear sticky”.

 

 

Buffalo Launches Lion Into The Air

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Dec 162013
 

At the Kruger National Park in South Africa, after two lions spent the better part of hour stalking a buffalo and finally taking it down, another buffalo came to the rescue and flipped one of the lions into the air.

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THIS lion was flipped five metres into the air by a buffalo in the Kruger National Park, South Africa. The buffalo bull was conducting a daring rescue mission in a bid to save his friend from certain death. Two young lions had been silently stalking the buffalo for about 45 minutes when one finally made its move. But the predator was so focused on bringing down his prey that it left itself open to a surprise attack. The astonishing images were captured by Ian Matheson, 52, during an early morning game drive with his son Oliver, 16, and two of Oliver’s friends in the Mjejane Reserve on the border of the Kruger Park. Amazingly all of the animals walked away from the encounter with no major injuries, except perhaps some bruised egos on the lion’s part.

 

Joke Of The Day: The Lone Ranger and Tonto

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Oct 252012
 

Rubber ChickenThe Lone Ranger and Tonto had been riding down the trail all day. When they had stopped to take a rest Tonto placed his ear to the ground and listened.

“Buffalo come,” remarked Tonto.

“How can you tell, Tonto?” asked the Lone Ranger.

“Face sticky.”