Forget about Barack Hussein Obama being the first black President.
Here is the proof that Bill Clinton beat him to it:
1 – He played the sax.
2 – He smoked weed.
3 – He had his way with ugly white women.
Even now, look at him… his wife works, he doesn’t and he gets a big check from the government every month.
A Zebra dies and arrives at the Pearly Gates… As he enters, he asks St. Peter, ‘I have a question that’s haunted me all of my days on earth. Am I white with black stripes, or am I black with white stripes?’
St. Peter said, ‘That’s a question only God can answer.’
So the zebra went off in search of God.
When he found Him, the zebra asked, ‘God, please – I must know Am I white with black stripes, or am I black with white stripes?’
God simply replied ‘You are what you are.’
The zebra returned to see St. Peter once more, who asked him, ‘Well, did God straighten out your query for you?’
The zebra looked puzzled.. ‘No sir, God simply said ‘You are what you are.”
St. Peter smiled and said to the zebra, ‘Well then, there you are. You are white with black stripes..’
The zebra asked St. Peter, ‘How do you know that for certain?’
‘Because,’ said St Peter, ‘If you were black with white stripes, God would have said, ‘You is what you is..’
This is great! A stage full of Conservative Black Tea Party Patriots stand up to Obama’s State Run Media .
Two reporters engage in a heated exchange with black conservative leaders at a press conference at the National Press Club on August 4, 2010 challenging the NAACP on its charges of racism within the tea party.