Dec 082013
Quotes Attributed To Presidents
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Dec 082013
Quotes attributed to Presidents:
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| Richard Nixon |
| I am not a crook. |
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| Bill Clinton |
| I did not have sex with that woman. |
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| George H. W. Bush. |
| Read my lips. |
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| Barack Hussein Obama |
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I will have the most transparent administration.
I have Shovel ready jobs. The IRS is not targeting anyone. It was about a movie. If I had a son. I will put an end to the type of politics that “breeds division, conflict and cynicism”. You didn’t build that. I will restore trust in Government. The cops acted stupidly. I am not after your guns. The Public Will Have 5 Days To Look At Every Bill That Lands On My Desk. It’s not my red line it is the world’s red line. Whistle blowers will be protected. We got back Every Dime we Used to Rescue the Banks, with interest. I will close Gitmo. I am not spying on American citizens. ObamaCare will be good for America. You can keep your family doctor. Premiums will be lowered by $2500. You can keep your current healthcare plan. I, Barrack Hussain Obama pledge to preserve, protect and defend the Constitution of the United States of America. |
Dec 072013
Dec 072013
Dec 072013
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A Progressive Politician was up on a stage, at a podium, giving a speech about the benefits of Obamacare & why everyone should be signing up.
A lady in the audience stood up & asked the Progressive Politician how Obamacare would benefit her at her job. The Progressive Politician, with that classic patronizing smirk we all know and love, asked, “What do you do?” “I’m a rectum stretcher”, the lady responded. The Progressive Politician stammered, “A what? A rectum stretcher? And just what does a rectum stretcher do?” “Well,” she said, “I start by inserting one finger, then work my way up to two fingers, then three, then four, then with my whole hand in. I work from side to side until I can get both hands in, and then I slowly but surely stretch it, until it’s about 6 feet wide.” Then the Progressive Politician asked, “And just what the heck do you do with a 6 foot rectum?” The lady responded, “You place him on a stage, behind a podium, to give a speech about how good Obamacare is.” via iOwnTheWorld |