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Joke Of The Day
A Jewish man walks into a bar and sits down. He has a few drinks, then he sees a Chinese man and punches him in the face.
“Owch!” the Chinese man says. “What was that for?”
“That was for Pearl Harbor,” the Jewish man says.
“But I’m Chinese!”
“Chinese, Japanese, what’s the difference?” And the Jewish man sits back down.
Then, the Chinese man walks up to the Jewish man and punches him in the face.
“Ouch!” the Jewish man says. “What was that for?”
“That was for the Titanic,” the Chinese man says.
“But that was an iceberg!”
“Ice berg, Goldberg, what’s the difference?”
Joke Of The Day
It was Halloween and three vampires went into a saloon and bellied up to the bar. “
What will you have?” the bartender asked.
“I’ll have a glass of blood,” the first replied.
“I’ll have a glass of blood, too, please,” said the second.
“I’ll have a glass of plasma,” said the third.
“OK, let me get this straight,” the bartender said. “That’ll be two bloods and a blood light?”
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