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An alcoholic is someone you don’t like who drinks as much as you do. |
Tag: Alcoholism
Joke Of The Day: Drunk On A Cruise
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A drunk goes on a cruise, and, having taken full advantage of the Alcohol Package, stumbles out on deck at night, trips, and falls overboard. Eventually he washes up on a deserted island. In the morning, after sleeping it off for a few hours, he wanders the beach aimlessly, kicking at the debris, until he kicks a bottle, out of which pops a Genie.
The genie says, “You’re in luck! I can grant you three wishes.” The drunk says, “Okay, I want a bottle of booze that never gets empty.” Poof, the bottle appears. The drunk tries enthusiastically to see if he can empty the bottle, but every time he takes it from his lips to check the level of booze in the bottle, it’s still full. The Genie, getting a bit impatient, says, “You still have two wishes left! Don’t waste them!” The drunk replies, “Okay, I want two more bottles just like this one!” |
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