Joke Of The Day

Two families moved from Afghanistan to the United States.

When they arrived, the two fathers made a bet:

In a year’s time, whichever family had become more Americanized would win.

A year later they met.

The first man said, “My son is playing baseball, I had McDonald’s for breakfast and I’m on my way to pick up a case of Bud… how about you?”

The second man replied, “Screw you, towel head”.

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