Joke Of The Day: God and Adam

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Aug 142023
 
Joke Of The Day: God and Adam One day, God asked Adam how things were going with Eve.

Adam: Pretty good, I guess.

God: You seem to be holding back. Do you have any questions?

Adam: Well, why did you make her so much more beautiful than me?

God: So you would enjoy looking at her.

Adam: And why did you make her skin so much softer than mine?

God: So you would enjoy touching her.

Adam: And why did you make her smell so much better than me?

God: So you would want to be around her all the time. You see, Adam, I made Eve just for you, to make you happy.

Adam: Then why did you make her so stupid?

God: Well Adam, if I had made her any smarter, she never would have slept with a guy like you.

 

 

 

 

Joke Of The Day: The Family Bible

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Jun 142022
 
Joke Of The Day: The Family Bible A little boy found the old family Bible and started thumbing through the pages. As he was turning the yellowed pages, a pressed tree leaf fell out.

He exclaimed, “Hey, this must be where Adam and Eve left their clothes!”

 

 

 

 

Joke Of The Day: Prefect Marriage

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Sep 042021
 
Joke Of The Day: Prefect Marriage Adam and Eve had the perfect marriage.

She didn’t have to hear about his mom’s cooking and he didn’t have to hear about all the other men she could have married.

 

 

 

 

A Perfect Soulmate

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Jun 162021
 

A Perfect Soulmate