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The oldest computer can be traced back to Adam & Eve.
It was an apple with extremely limited memory. Just 1 byte & then everything crashed.
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Tag: Adam
Joke Of The Day: The Only Woman On Earth
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When Adam stayed out very late for a few nights, Eve became upset. “You’re running around with other women,” she told her mate.
“Eve, honey, you’re being unreasonable,” Adam responded. “You know you’re the only woman on earth.” The quarrel continued until Adam fell asleep, only to be awakened by a strange pain in the chest. It was his darling Eve poking him rather vigorously about the torso. “What do you think you’re doing?” Adam demanded. “Counting your ribs,” said Eve.
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Joke Of The Day: Fig Leaf Found
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A little boy opened the large old family Bible, and he looked with fascination at the ancient pages as he turned them one by one.
He was still in Genesis when something fell out of the Bible. He picked it up and looked at it closely. It was a very large old tree leaf that had been pressed between the pages of the Bible long ago. “Momma, look what I found!” the boy called out. “What do you have there?” his mother asked. With astonishment in his voice, the young boy answered, “I think it’s Adam’s underwear!”
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Joke Of The Day: The Woman
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One day, after a near eternity in the Garden of Eden, Adam calls out to God, “Lord, I have a problem.”
“What’s the problem, Adam?”, God replies. “Lord, I know you created me and have provided for me and surrounded me with this beautiful garden and all of these wonderful animals, but I’m just not happy.” “Why is that, Adam?”, comes the reply from the heavens. “Lord, I know you created this place for me, with all this lovely food and all of the beautiful animals, but I am lonely.” “Well Adam, in that case I have the perfect solution. I shall create a ‘woman’ for you.” “What’s a ‘woman’, Lord?” “This ‘woman’ will be the most intelligent, sensitive, caring, and beautiful creature I have ever created. She will be so intelligent that she can figure out what you want before you want it. She will be so sensitive and caring that she will know your every mood and how to make you happy. Her beauty will rival that of the heavens and earth. She will unquestioningly care for your every need and desire. She will be the perfect companion for you.”, replies the heavenly voice. “Sounds great.” “She will be, but this is going to cost you, Adam.” “How much will this ‘woman’ cost me Lord?”, Adam replies. “She’ll cost you your right arm, your right leg, an eye, an ear, and your left testicle.” Adam ponders this for some time, with a look of deep thought and concern on his face. Finally Adam says to God, “Ehhh, what can I get for a rib?” The rest, as they say, is history.
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