A Perfect Soulmate

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Jun 162021
 

A Perfect Soulmate


Joke Of The Day: The Only Woman On Earth

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Jun 202020
 
Joke Of The Day: The Only Woman On Earth When Adam stayed out very late for a few nights, Eve became upset. “You’re running around with other women,” she told her mate.

“Eve, honey, you’re being unreasonable,” Adam responded. “You know you’re the only woman on earth.”

The quarrel continued until Adam fell asleep, only to be awakened by a strange pain in the chest. It was his darling Eve poking him rather vigorously about the torso.

“What do you think you’re doing?” Adam demanded.

“Counting your ribs,” said Eve.

 

 

 

 

Joke Of The Day: Fig Leaf Found

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Nov 012018
 
Joke Of The Day: Fig Leaf Found A little boy opened the large old family Bible, and he looked with fascination at the ancient pages as he turned them one by one.

He was still in Genesis when something fell out of the Bible. He picked it up and looked at it closely. It was a very large old tree leaf that had been pressed between the pages of the Bible long ago.

“Momma, look what I found!” the boy called out.

“What do you have there?” his mother asked.

With astonishment in his voice, the young boy answered, “I think it’s Adam’s underwear!”

 

 

 

 

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