Random Riddle: Blooming and Bouncing

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Jan 172026
 
I’m a blooming, bouncing beginning
A name not bound to only one meaning
Somewhere I fall prey to time and gravity
The other alternating the ups and downs for eternity
The last needs no ladder to rise above its original captivity
To poets, a life cycle is brought
To pilots a lifeline/lifesaver, they resort
To needy throats surely a life-support
Rumpelstiltskin I am not
But a bouquet for you who got me sort
 
Random Riddle: Blooming and Bouncing

 

 

Joke Of The Day: A Tub of Ice Cream

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Jan 172026
 
Joke Of The Day: A Tub of Ice Cream The missus brought home a tub of ice cream and asked if I wanted some.

“How hard is it?” I asked.

She cheekily replied, “As hard as your knob when you’re thinking about me naked.”

I said, “Ok, pour me a glass!”

 

 

 

 

Your Bloodline

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Jan 162026
 

Your bloodline survived ice ages, plagues, famines, and wars. It did not endure all of that so you could live afraid.



Your bloodline survived ice ages, plagues, famines, and wars. It did not endure all of that so you could live afraid.

Joke Of The Day: Leftover Shark

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Jan 162026
 
Joke Of The Day: Leftover Shark One evening, our family was enjoying a newly discovered delicacy…shark steaks. In our enthusiasm, we cooked more than we could eat.

The next day, when I took the remaining steaks out of the refrigerator, the label on the foil-wrapped package caught my eye.

In neat handwriting, my wife had clearly identified the shark leftovers: “Jaws II.”