Random Riddle: The Combination Lock

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Mar 222024
 
After Andrew had been sick for a week, he asked his best friend Jesse to get his books out of his locker. Instead of telling Jesse the three number combination Andrew said he kept a small piece of paper with the combination under his locker door.

After school Jesse went to Andrew’s locker and pulled the paper. On the paper was written:
24 24 22 9 9 9 9 22 24 22 9 9.

Thinking this would be easy but a little tedious, Jesse entered every arrangement of 24, 22, and 9 there was without the lock opening. Realizing there was something behind these numbers that he wasn’t noticing, Jesse sat down for a few minutes to think it out. After ten minutes of intense thinking, Jesse went to the locker, entered the combination into the lock and it opened.

What was the combination?
 

 Random Riddle: The Combination Lock

 

 

Joke Of The Day: Dumb-Blonde Jokes

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Mar 222024
 
Joke Of The Day: Dumb-Blonde Jokes A ventriloquist comes onto the stage with his dummy and starts his act. One bit requires his dummy to tell Dumb-Blonde Jokes. After a few jokes, an angry blonde woman finally stands up and starts speaking her mind.

“I have had it with the stereotyping of all blondes being stupid!” the woman yells, and she continues ranting on about this.

Finally, the ventriloquist says, “Sorry ma’am …”

The woman cuts him off by saying, “You stay out of this. I’m talkin’ to the dummy.”

 

 

 

 

Politicians Children

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Mar 212024
 

Politicians send our children to fight in wars, while they send their children to expensive Ivy League Universities to learn how to screw the world. Few Politicians children grow up to be decent humans.


Politicians send our children to fight in wars, while they send their children to expensive Ivy League Universities to learn how to screw the world.

Few Politicians children grow up to be decent humans.

Random Riddle: Mysteries

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Mar 212024
 
You might, perhaps, at breakfast,
See a sticky part of me,
But I model, too–mathematics,
And I’m true north, strong and free.

Mrs. Christie’s character
could help you, though not well,
For, though she is quite close to me,
She simply cannot spell.

What am I?
 

 Random Riddle: Mysteries

 

 

Joke Of The Day: Magic

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Mar 212024
 
JJoke Of The Day: Magic A nun and a monk are riding on a Camel in the desert for days. Suddenly, the Camel falls over and dies.

Both panic, but know that they have to accept their deaths. So the nun says to the monk, “I know that we will die. So I want to tell you that I always wanted to see a naked man.” The monk says, “Yeah, that’s also what I always wanted.”

So the monk took off his clothes and is butt naked. The nun ask him, “What is that between your legs?” The monk answers “It’s a magic wand. When I put it in somewhere, new life emerges.”

The nun says “Put it in the Camel, then we can ride on.”

 

 

 

 

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