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May132024
A plane is about to plummet due to mechanical failure.
The pilot tells the crew and passengers: “I don’t think I can recover the ship, you have a few seconds to talk to your family or make your last wish”, then a woman stands up and shouts “Is there someone man enough to make me feel like a woman one last time?!”, upon hearing that a man jumps out of his seat and like an animal tears off his shirt, then says: “Here, iron this!”
You use the second letters of each word, and they form the word ATTIC. You walk up to your attic, and there your family waits, along with all your friends and all your presents.