Joke Of The Day: Car 34

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Oct 052024
 
Joke Of The Day: Car 34 A young man is an avid listener to the city’s police frequency, and he leaves the scanner on all the time.

One morning while making his bed, he heard the dispatcher say,

“Car 34, there is a 17-foot boa constrictor in someone’s front yard. The resident wants a police officer to come and remove it.”

There was a long pause, then some static.

Slowly, a voice said, “Uh … We can’t get the car started.”

 

 

 

 

Clear Direct Communication

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Oct 042024
 

People are so used to others being indirect and phony that clear direct communication appears aggressive.



People are so used to others being indirect and phony that clear direct communication appears aggressive.

Random Riddle: My Family

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Oct 042024
 
There are over fifty members in my family;
Yet none quarrel. We all live merrily.

Four leaders have we, all with a bride;
Each has a son who has great pride.

We also have servants who make funny gestures;
But they are hardly used, as they often pester.

The peasants are at the bottom of the line;
Although they outnumber us, they haven’t a right mind.
 

Random Riddle: My Family

 

 

Joke Of The Day: Chernobyl

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Oct 042024
 
Joke Of The Day: Chernobyl My friend has just seen a documentary about Chernobyl. He actually grew up in Ukraine in the 1980s.

And was able to count at least 8 historical inaccuracies on one hand.