| For each clue below, think of a common expression which mentions two body parts. Some phrases refer to two different body parts (mix), others use the same body part twice (match). Example: The law of retaliation. Answer: An eye for an eye. 1. To be in agreement Bonus: The title of this children’s action song mentions four different body parts. |
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“If there are any idiots in the room, will they please stand up” said the sarcastic teacher.
After a long silence, one freshman rose to his feet. “Now then, mister, why do you consider yourself an idiot?” inquired the teacher with a sneer. “Well, actually I don’t,” said the student, “but I hate to see you standing up there all by yourself.”
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| It doesn’t hurt to take a hard look at yourself from time to time. This little test should help you get started.
During a visit to a mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director what is the criteria that defines if a patient should be institutionalized. “Well,” said the Director, “we fill up a bathtub. Then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup, and a bucket to the patient and ask the patient to empty the bathtub.” Okay, here’s your test: 1. Would you use the spoon? “Oh, I understand,” said the visitor. “A normal person would choose the bucket, as it is larger than the spoon.” What was the director’s response? |
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