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Nov022024
A guy went fishing with his friend and had to ask, “Where is that new rod and reel you had the last time we went fishing? I can’t help but notice that you’re using a stick, a string, and a safety pin for a hook.”
His friend replied, “My wife thinks I’m wasting money, so I told her I’d take the new rod and reel back if I didn’t catch a fish… any more questions?”
“Yes, why didn’t you go to the market and buy a fish to take home? If you remember, that’s what I did last year, so I could keep my fishing gear.”
His friend answered, “I did, but I forgot to take it out of the package!”
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