RiddlesComments Off on Random Riddle: Proper Order
Aug162025
In the following list, the words are out of order (the correct order is NOT alphabetical). Can you figure out the pattern and put them in the proper order?
JokesComments Off on Joke Of The Day: Back-up Engines
Aug162025
Two men were traveling on an airplane. About half-way through the trip the pilot made an announcement: “Ladies and Gentlemen, we regret to tell you that one of our engines is not working, but don’t worry, we have two back-up engines. Please expect a delay of one hour.”
A few minutes later the pilot makes another announcement: “Ladies and gentlemen, we have lost one of our back-up engines, but don’t worry, we still have the other engine. This just means we’ll be delayed two hours from our destination.”
One man turned to the other and said: “We better not lose the third engine, or we’ll be up here forever!”
JokesComments Off on Joke Of The Day: The Wedding Night
Aug152025
A Chinese man and woman gets married.
As they go into the bedroom on their wedding night, the woman gets undressed and nervously gets under the sheets.
“What’s wrong?” the husband asks.
The wife replies, “I’m just nervous. This will be my first time and I don’t know what to expect from you.”
The husband replies, “you don’t have to be afraid of me. I’ll only do what you want. So tell me what would you like to do now and that’s what I’ll do?”
The wife says “well all my friends talk about 69. They all say that I’ll love 69 and there’s nothing like 69. So what I want is number 69.”
The confused husband replies, “you want the garlic chicken with snow peas?”