Common Sense Evaluation

But he was born without eyelids.

The doctor advised her, “Don’t worry madam, we haven’t circumcised him yet, so we’ll use the leftover skin to give him a set of eyelids, and he will be as good as new.”

With a horrified look, she turned to the doc and said: “What? He’ll be cock-eyed and when he’s old enough to go to school, the other kids will call him ‘dick-face’!”

Smiling, the doctor re-assured her: “I doubt anyone will notice. It’s a perfectly painless procedure performed by professional plastic surgeons, with a 99.9% proven success rate. Just think of the foresight he’ll have.”